BugmanJones

@flux_the_cat We're all both two different foreign nationalist party members? Sure sounds stupid enough but Amerisharts are dumb enough to think it makes sense.

@Terry He's overestimating the intelligence of Americans. Americans have 3 defective brain cells and they're all pickled in fluoride, seed oils, corn syrup, soy, and more drugs than there are in a fucking Pfizer distribution center. All they will know is that the loud man on the TV at McDonald's says Iran did it because they hate us for our freedumbs (like choosing between McDonald's and Burger King) and that we need to have a full scale war against Iran, so they will adamantly demand that it happens.

@Terry@poa.st 75% of Amerisharts will defend this. The other 25% won't care because they'll be too busy passing out from a diabetic coma after eating 750 Big Macs, a cattle trough of fries, and a five gallon bucket of Oreo McFlurry

@Terry@poa.st She doesn't drive much. We keep it for our nights out and vacations. I plan on driving my Nissan Frontier until it shits the bed. Plus it's nice to have a truck with a four wheel drive.

@Terry@poa.st Well luckily my second vehicle gets a little more than that but I let my fiancée drive it.

@Terry@poa.st This is pissing me off because I have an hour drive to work every day

@Terry@poa.st This is what bleaching does to a colored woman, not that I condone it

@BigDuck@poa.st @suquili@poa.st Me, a knight in shining armor (schizophrenic) on my way to rescue the princess (mentally ill Hello Kitty girl) from the dragon's lair (psych ward for potentially dangerous individuals)

@IAMAL_PHARIUS It's funny because I pointed out that the $7k meme undermined the stereotype of Jews being cheapskates and scammers

@Terry@poa.st @randbot@poa.st

@wizardmanperson They made everything gay and retarded because they fear to see white boys get a little motion

@Titanbreakerkun It's breadtime, not bedtime 🍞🍞🍞

@GrungeQueef

@BigDuck@poa.st It finally defeated heterosexuality in Iran

@WoodshopHandman That's Americans in general. They're fat and stupid. The only thing they understand is McDonald's.