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Ryan McCuaig

@rgm@cosocial.ca
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building architect, data silviculturalist

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · 7h ago

Reading an e-book and suddenly wondering why the table of contents is at the “start” and the index is at the “end” instead of being dedicated zones of the UI entirely outside the flow.

(Oh, right, because Amazon bought every single promising e-book upstart 10+ years ago and doesn’t care, and the lone person Apple has had working on Books.app has only so many hours in the day, right, I forgot).

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · 5d ago

I mean it’s one gallon of gas, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
Ryan McCuaig
Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Mar 15, 2026

men—big burly men with tears in their eyes—come up to me and say: sir, sir, no one has ever seen a brain this smooth and wrinkle-free in the history of our country

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
Ryan McCuaig
Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Mar 12, 2026

the truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
Ryan McCuaig
Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Mar 09, 2026

@schwa@mastodon.social haha apparently 95 devs working for 6 years full-time produced my experiments folder, for the low cost of $76m

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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
Ryan McCuaig
Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Mar 09, 2026

people making the argument “LLMs are good for code now; don't get left behind” sound to me like they're saying “Doritos taste better than vegetables; we should make them a food group” like it's not incorrect on the first part but also maybe there's some missing nuance there around the ways that human brains respond to usually-correct automation/enormous amounts of salt

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@rgm@cosocial.ca please, my profits are very sick…
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online one of my investors he… he… had to put out one of his superyachts for a charter
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@rgm@cosocial.ca like a… LIKE A POOR!!
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Jan 14, 2026
@octothorpe@mastodon.online he couldn't even buy the yacht wax that came with an applicator, he had to hire his own
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Jan 14, 2026
@octothorpe@mastodon.online one of my investors he… he… had to put out one of his superyachts for a charter
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@rgm@cosocial.ca @nuthatch@infosec.exchange I feel this is about to careen over to the business card scene in American Psycho. Maybe just me??
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Dec 16, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online @nuthatch@infosec.exchange haha the day is young
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"Just license a professional font…" Motherfucker, do you know how much licensing a font for like, hundreds of thousands of federal workers would be? And for various usage? And why in the hell as a tax
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Dec 16, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Seems like a Typecutter Laureate producing work for hire would bring the cost way down, as well as being an extremely—ahem—metal job title. (Obviously don’t want the current administration picking one, though).
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Pssst… Helvetica actually kinda sucks in the modern age.
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Dec 16, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online What's your go-to in lieu?
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@rgm@cosocial.ca that seems ungood.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online Yeah, not great ... a 15.7.3 bump jammed, had to go to recovery and re-install the OS. I couldn't tell if the progress bar was moving so I put a sticky on the screen. The t
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@rgm@cosocial.ca yeaaaaah, that does not inspire confidence, but hey… seems to be working!!
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Dec 16, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online yeah it’s gonna be spending the night running another backup, I think
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Dec 16, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online Yeah, not great ... a 15.7.3 bump jammed, had to go to recovery and re-install the OS. I couldn't tell if the progress bar was moving so I put a sticky on the screen. The time estimate went from 3 hours to 8 hours to 12 hours, dropped to 1 minute, hung there for another hour, and ... the machine just rebooted and things seem to be working.
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@nuthatch@infosec.exchange I hate unlikeable protagonists. It’s not gritty nor edgy. It’s fuckin’ dumb. I want to root for the main character. They’re my avatar. “I can’t wait for them to get hit by a
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online @nuthatch@infosec.exchange it’s not a massive spoiler, but some dialogue about her teenage encounter with conversion therapy in E4 snapped some of that hostility into focus
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@rgm@cosocial.ca @nuthatch@infosec.exchange Yeah, I just don’t care enough about the show.
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 25, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online fair enough.
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@nuthatch@infosec.exchange Yep. I noped out midway in E2.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online if I’d been one of the others I’d have killed here right there. She’s a threat to everyone else and clearly has no self control.
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@nuthatch@infosec.exchange I hate unlikeable protagonists. It’s not gritty nor edgy. It’s fuckin’ dumb. I want to root for the main character. They’re my avatar. “I can’t wait for them to get hit by a
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 25, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online @nuthatch@infosec.exchange it’s not a massive spoiler, but some dialogue about her teenage encounter with conversion therapy in E4 snapped some of that hostility into focus.
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@rgm@cosocial.ca indeed. And I don’t think he’s a *terrible* designer, although he’s had his moments… both high profile at apple and prior/post apple. It’s that he began believing his own hype and huf
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online 💯 Oh don’t get me wrong, I still think he’s very, very good, modulo a lot of tiresome alyoominium art woo woo. But it’s pretty clear the magic was the collaboration. In ret
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@rgm@cosocial.ca yuuuup. Also, I actually LOL’d.
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 25, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online (😂 you wanna talk delight here’s some mothefuckin delight)
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Huh. Starting to think maybe Ive just wasn’t all that great a designer and leaned heavily on Jobs and his own subordinates, and because the media love a hero story hyped his ass waaaaaaaaaay too much.
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online the post-jobs arc does make me wonder a lot if, sans jobs, he’d ever have been plucked from his disrespected existence in the apple design dungeons
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@rgm@cosocial.ca indeed. And I don’t think he’s a *terrible* designer, although he’s had his moments… both high profile at apple and prior/post apple. It’s that he began believing his own hype and huf
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 25, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online 💯 Oh don’t get me wrong, I still think he’s very, very good, modulo a lot of tiresome alyoominium art woo woo. But it’s pretty clear the magic was the collaboration. In retrospect, iOS 7 was the first big warning sign of autohuffing. Exactly one source of farts acceptable to Jobs and they weren’t Ive’s.
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Huh. Starting to think maybe Ive just wasn’t all that great a designer and leaned heavily on Jobs and his own subordinates, and because the media love a hero story hyped his ass waaaaaaaaaay too much.
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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Ryan McCuaig
@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 25, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online the post-jobs arc does make me wonder a lot if, sans jobs, he’d ever have been plucked from his disrespected existence in the apple design dungeons
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@nuthatch@infosec.exchange THIS 10000000%
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@octothorpe@mastodon.online I was like, “Are you fucking kidding me?” And, like, what other design choices did this guy make? This one I have a strong opinion about!
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@nuthatch@infosec.exchange Yeah, I mean, I don’t subscribe to a ‘convention’ — I’ll have a linter do that for me. I do however use whitespace (tabs… yeah, I said tabs) to break out thoughts in my head
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@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
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@rgm@cosocial.ca

building architect, data silviculturalist

cosocial.ca
@rgm@cosocial.ca · Nov 24, 2025
@octothorpe@mastodon.online @nuthatch@infosec.exchange (sits quietly in the corner enjoying the many, many practical upsides and complete lack of ambiguity in managing the ast myself with sexp nested parens and loathing significant whitespace since 2016-ish)
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